best-of-funny:

ejakeulati0n:

ejakeulati0n:

so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said

hey y’all

i got carl to give me the d

X

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(via innocentsounds)

onemoresuiciderun:

You can stand under my Omnibrella…

(For the people worried about Garrus’s cowl collecting water. Kiddo has it covered.)

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20 images meme (let’s start small)
Aria T’Loak Ω 1/20

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adamsackler:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

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i-say-no-to-status-quo:

JULIE FUCKING ANDREWS

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forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

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styxandstonez:

Pancake Pops Tutorial

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androidhal:

i want to cosplay everyone but my wallet says no

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