a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.
Luz Chaos has been one of my favorites to watch this season. Look at her forcing the call off. She hit out the jammer and alerted her blockers to bridge up and recycle.
Rat Lab versus Rat Lab. Big hits are fun. What I am really looking at though is how the green blocker was tracking the jammer through the entire pack containing and ultimately laying a big hit.
No healing spells in inquisition is nbd because I’m gonna be a necromancer
Undead companions for everyone!
Necromancy is not a joke Mikas. I will raise as many abominations as possible and leech the fucking life from them. I’ll raise a companion, I don’t give a fuck.
Meanwhile my rogue’s like
yeah sure wish we had a key
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
That’s the spirit